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1. How many sides has a circle?
2. If there are two monkeys in each corner of a room, how many monkeys can say they are looking at other monkeys?
3. How far can a dog run into a forest?
4. Jenny works in a fruit and vegetable shop. When she was born she weighed 3kgs. She is now aged 18 and is 1.6 metres tall. What does she weigh?
5. A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field, 10 haystacks in a second field and 8 in the third field. He brought them all together. How many haystacks does he have?
6. There are 8 crows on a wall and a farmer shoots one. How many are left?
7. A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way. A policeman looks over and waves a good morning to him. Why?
8. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
9. One man has three sacks of corn on his back and another man has four sacks on his back. Who has the heavier load?
10. When your tonsils are removed it is called an Tonsilectomy. When you have your appendix removed it is called an Appendectomy. What is it called when a growth is removed from your head?
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*answers will be published tomorrow, Sunday 28th July. Have fun with friends and family. God bless!
-Chief Editor
Christ a poet 
How many sides has a circle?
Two sides. The inside and the outside.
If there are two monkeys in each corner of a room, how many monkeys can say they are looking at other monkeys?
None. Monkeys can’t speak.
How far can a dog run into a forest?
Halfway. Once past the halfway mark it is running out.
Jenny works in a fruit and vegetable shop. When she was born she weighed 3kgs. She is now aged 18 and is 1.6 metres tall. What does she weigh?
Fruit and vegetables.
A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field, 10 haystacks in a second field and 8 in the third field. He brought them all together. How many haystacks does he have?
One.
There are 8 crows on a wall and a farmer shoots one. How many are left?
One. The dead one.
A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way. A policeman looks over and waves a good morning to him. Why?
He was walking.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
There are more of them.
One man has three sacks of corn on his back and another man has four sacks on his back. Who has the heavier load?
The one with 3 sacks of corn.
When your tonsils are removed it is called an Tonsilectomy. When you have your appendix removed it is called an Appendectomy. What is it called when a growth is removed from your head?
A haircut.
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