WRONG PICK UP!

A man with a very posh car picked a prostitute on a narrow road after which they headed for a 6-lane highway and picked up speed. The following discussion ensued; Woman: you have a very nice car oga. Man: o thank you I just got it Woman: that’s nice I bet it must cost a lot. Man: not really I just stole it at gun point. Woman: ah oga you are a thief! But emm are you not scared of police on the road since you don’t have the car particulars. Man: nah I forged some but I don’t have drivers license.
Woman: but why?
Man: because I don’t know how to drive. Woman: ah! then why did you enter this highway?
Man: so I can escape the police.
Woman: oya just reduce your speed and drop me please!
Man: I don’t know where the brakes are. Woman: mogbeee! Why did you pick me in the first place?
Man: they say a problem shared is a problem half solved!

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