LAUGH IT OFF

A man just got saved and the pastor decided to give him 5mins during the Sunday sermon to share his testimony. on Sunday, the man got up to the pulpit and shared how God has saved him but instead of going down, he requested to do a little palm reading.

the pastor was surprised and felt like the man was out doing himself but then he kept his cool and asked, ‘what kind of palm reading exactly do you want to do’ and the man replied ‘oh it wouldn’t take time i just wanted to read palm23.

.Joel Osteen

he didn’t know any better, God saved him anyways. it is totally free if only you believe and come. God bless you.

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SPEAK LIFE TO EVERYTHING AROUND YOU

Little Michael was super excited when he got the news that his mother was going to have a baby girl, he was going to become a big brother.

every chance he gets, he goes to the mothers’ belly and starts to sing

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey”

to the sister. this happened for days, and then months passed till the mother was due, little Michael never stopped singing to his baby sister.

finally the mother was due and his excitement only grew but then something happened, there was complications on the pregnancy and the mother delivered the baby with a sickness. the mother got home and little Michael didn’t see his baby sister.

well the baby was kept in the hospital and only grew worse until one day the hospital called, the baby would most likely not make it through the night. Mikes’ mum figured “this might be my only chance of letting him see his little sister alive” so she secretly took mike into the intensive care unit that was not allowed for children when the head nurse was not looking.

Little Mike entered with excitement but suddenly was taken aback by the number of tubes going in and out of the sister. at that moment, the nurse got in and asked for him to be taken away immediately. He took one last look and then started singing,

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away”

to the nurses’ surprise, the blood pressure started dropping, her heart beat stabilized and of course as you would have guessed, they didn’t let little Michael leave. after been made to sing for a few more times, the pale blue colour of death on the sisters’ face disappeared and she was in a sound sleep.

after a few days the girl was discharged all well.

.Joel Osteen

it might seem insignificant, but the little words we say, the little songs we sing and the little blessings are all that matters. so parents do not curse the children and siblings, friends please speak life. God bless you.

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START WHERE YOU ARE

John Osteen the father of Joel Osteen once preached a sermon on Samson only to realize at the very end that he had been calling him Tarzan all along.                                .Joel Osteen

He didn’t know any better. never stop for lack of complete knowledge keep pushing.

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