LAUGH IT OFF

A man just got saved and the pastor decided to give him 5mins during the Sunday sermon to share his testimony. on Sunday, the man got up to the pulpit and shared how God has saved him but instead of going down, he requested to do a little palm reading.

the pastor was surprised and felt like the man was out doing himself but then he kept his cool and asked, ‘what kind of palm reading exactly do you want to do’ and the man replied ‘oh it wouldn’t take time i just wanted to read palm23.

.Joel Osteen

he didn’t know any better, God saved him anyways. it is totally free if only you believe and come. God bless you.

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SPEAK LIFE TO EVERYTHING AROUND YOU

Little Michael was super excited when he got the news that his mother was going to have a baby girl, he was going to become a big brother.

every chance he gets, he goes to the mothers’ belly and starts to sing

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey”

to the sister. this happened for days, and then months passed till the mother was due, little Michael never stopped singing to his baby sister.

finally the mother was due and his excitement only grew but then something happened, there was complications on the pregnancy and the mother delivered the baby with a sickness. the mother got home and little Michael didn’t see his baby sister.

well the baby was kept in the hospital and only grew worse until one day the hospital called, the baby would most likely not make it through the night. Mikes’ mum figured “this might be my only chance of letting him see his little sister alive” so she secretly took mike into the intensive care unit that was not allowed for children when the head nurse was not looking.

Little Mike entered with excitement but suddenly was taken aback by the number of tubes going in and out of the sister. at that moment, the nurse got in and asked for him to be taken away immediately. He took one last look and then started singing,

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away”

to the nurses’ surprise, the blood pressure started dropping, her heart beat stabilized and of course as you would have guessed, they didn’t let little Michael leave. after been made to sing for a few more times, the pale blue colour of death on the sisters’ face disappeared and she was in a sound sleep.

after a few days the girl was discharged all well.

.Joel Osteen

it might seem insignificant, but the little words we say, the little songs we sing and the little blessings are all that matters. so parents do not curse the children and siblings, friends please speak life. God bless you.

.ucTRUTH

START WHERE YOU ARE

John Osteen the father of Joel Osteen once preached a sermon on Samson only to realize at the very end that he had been calling him Tarzan all along.                                .Joel Osteen

He didn’t know any better. never stop for lack of complete knowledge keep pushing.

.ucTRUTH

 

WWF-WHEN THIS TEST WORLD IS OVER!

It will definitely be easier to start from the beginning, but not just as we know it. So permit me to call this, The beginning of beginnings.

There was God, who is I Am That I Am, without past nor future. He is always in the now. He is not controlled by time. He controls time rather, because He created time (Genesis 1:14). Now our God does not like loneliness at all just as we see in Adams’ story, so God decided to get Himself a family. One He could trust and love, knowing fully well that the feeling was truly mutual and in a bid to achieve this He decided to create two worlds.

The First world was going to be the “TEST” world, where He would give absolutely all of His creation free will and a limited revelation of who He really is, so as to know for certain those that will love Him fully in view of the world to come. Out of free will, Satan chose evil and got one-third of the angels in heaven to join him. Out of free will, Balaam’s donkey refused to move so as to save the life of his master and many more examples are recorded in the bible that point to the truth that everything that exists in this world both in the spiritual and physical realms all possess free will especially the man created in the image of God. Continue reading →

EVERYDAY JESUS

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Only under real pressure would you really identify the contents of a man’s character

 

On Monday this week, I for some reasons, could not make it to work as early as I should and then my mum asked me to help her re-park her Sienna Car. You need to know I am not an expert driver, however, whenever it came to parking a car I certainly had very little issues (and I am not bragging!) Anyways on this fateful morning, I obliged to go park the car, my mind set on finally nailing the parallel parking concept without having someone direct me from outside the car.

At first, I drove down to the spot mum needed the car at and parked well but as I stepped down to score my work I noticed though I had improved considerably in the control of the vehicle, I still didn’t park parallel to the kerb. So I decided to correct my mistake.

As I started the ignition, everything seemed fine up until I put the car in gear and proceeded to move a bit forward then, the film show started. I tried to turn the wheel and it wouldn’t budge then I sensed there must be a problem so I went for the brakes immediately. Alas, the brakes were useless then I reasoned I could set the car to the parking gear (the car uses an automatic gear system) and still that didn’t work since the car was on a slope.

So here was I, in a moving car with no stops, a huge gate right before me, an intersecting road just after that gate and absolutely no idea as to what to do as I was only seconds away from impact with the huge black gate. For some weird reason, I was not scared. Rather, I was angry because all I could think of was how no one would understand how helpless I was at that moment and probably judge me and my inability to drive. I guess I didn’t realize the mortal danger I was in at the moment. So it was quite a quiet moment for me, there was no Jesus! Jesus! shouting, I just sat there.

Sure enough, within seconds the car pushed through this massive gate, kept on moving to the intersecting road and crossed to the other side where it was stopped by a pile of sand heaped at the side of the road.

I was safe.

No casualties.

A frantic woman that had watched it all came and commanded me out of the car. She scolded me because I was not thankful to God for the obvious miracle He had just done. I stepped out of the car and looked around. Only a few people had noticed what had gone down and miraculously the car had only sustained a little scratch. Also, the intersecting road which I crossed to get to my stopping point was one that stayed busy all week especially with children playing around or motorcycles just hanging yet on this Monday the street was empty which I must say is just amazing. I wonder what hurt could have been caused had the situation of that street been otherwise.

Moments later, it was found out that the brake pads were damaged and the brake oil had run out and it dawned on me. I had no chance against this situation yet God saved me. I did not call out to Him at the spur of the moment, yet He saved me. I may have not been in that situation at all if I had left earlier for work but then how would my dear mum deal with such a brake system while running at 100km/hour on a four-lane highway? That is not pretty.

Two things I learnt from this. I have obviously not gotten the name of Jesus into my head yet because instead of getting angry on a failing vehicle I should have run for refuge in the name that is above all names, Jesus. Secondly and most importantly, I further know how good my God is in planning out a strategy.

God does care!

 

Grace

Ezeonyeka Godswill

SEVEN BILLION BUBBLES

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So we’re all caught up in our individual spaces, in our personal places, thoughts, dreams, aims, strategies, and views of life. Personal opinions about how to be, to do, and to live, what it means to strive, to overcome, and indeed, our individual answers to what the ‘good life’ means. And if we’re inspired enough, we go for it. For most of us humans, this defines the essence of the cycle of our existence. Otherwise, we’re all simply about living to ‘try to live’, that is, just keeping alive for the sake of it. This alternative is absurd, and downright depressing if we look at things this way.

You, my friend, are also in your own little space, your little BUBBLE. A world, maybe real, maybe make-believe, in which you live…as the center of your own existence. Your perception is the prevailing view, and you see the whole world through your own eyes. Normal, isn’t it?

And yes, its the most convenient way to live as a human being on planet earth.

Lets say something or someone comes in to burst your BUBBLE. Your little hallowed chamber, your way of looking at things, at people, at life. You are no longer the one who draws the lines, dictates the pace, defines objects, understands phenomena, evaluates people, or worst of all lives life as a whole. Everything you see and say and do is ordered and supervised by some external agent. Surely, you won’t take it! You would fight to maintain your space, your world, your BUBBLE. Its your life! No one has the right to tell you how to live it, what the bubble should look like, or whether it should even exist.

Even if its a bubble of fantasies, of fakes and self-gratifying but silly and even dangerously toxic matter.

Even if your bubble is a mass of mess, of hidden struggles and pain and despair. Even if the ‘intrusion’ is a loving surgeon’s incision, a friend’s concerned inquiry, or a glass of liquor spilling and splashing on your floor or God stretching out His merciful hands to help you, to heal your wounds. Even if.

If your bubble stifles and suffocates you, strangulates and snuffs the life out of your lungs and sags your spirit, maybe its time to let it be burst. And no one does the job better than the boss with the divine pin. You may loose all that ‘privacy’ but you’ll gain something priceless. You’ll gain an endless life, joyful and unfettered.

Think about all the bubbles in the world, and how easier things could be if we all were huddled and safely bouncing about in one massive bubble. God’s bubble. Which isn’t really a bubble anyway. Its boundless…love.