As it was rightly recorded, the only things that were actually created was the heaven, earth and man. The rest were just spoken into being-Humans the only creation that reflects the creator thus an explanation for our creativity, so like my creator I stand here to bring to live the reason why God actually considered to make a help meet for man.
It is not an argument man;
Listen, unless you are not a seed that flowed from Adam… YOU DO NEED ME!
I am not here to crush your egos but look at things from a top view, eagle eyed, forget what these chicken intellectualists say. He made them male and female for a reason and not by accident, okay! Relax your frowns let me top your crowns, as a woman, I also do need you. “Ladies please am not selling out, it is the truth”
But I am here to make my demands known, I realized that God wasn’t being economical while plotting these curves, and it was no big bang theory because no silly opportunity caused this I was lavishly created, beauty specified, I mean look at my eyes, look at the nose, so don’t blame my choices as it goes, truth is I have really become selective because I have been seeing these half baked boys that hell has been trying to be supplying. So I will tell you what I really want;
Now for starters, “lights on”, no funny ideas needed, be yourself. You better not be coming at me with your sleek rhymes and thick talks, pest bites planning to leave me nausea and feeling repulsive like where the tick talked, counting the tick-tocks left from your ‘can I get a minute’ so your blabbing can seize cos I really do not appreciate your lyme disease, please your lying won’t work on me so quit trying. You know when God made Adam, He took from his side to make Eve and then brought her to Adam, so if you are not missing a rib stop trying to be creative, loose a rib first and my Father will carefully bring me to you.
I hope I was clear on that note? Unbelievers steer clear, become a Christian first.
So you see? He doesn’t need to be tall dark and handsome though that will really be helpful, but more than physical features, we are talking about my future here, and if my husband is to be the leader of the home, I am so not going to marry a spiritual dwarf, or a spiritual hobbit, or a leprechaun …anyways you get my point, I want him to be a spiritual giant because as a person I really hate spiritual embarrassments.
So let him take his time to grow, I want it to be magical though, but I prefer a well baked, gone through the fire, molded and come out as pure Gold man made by God to whatever harry pottered.
And it is really annoying when you do not speak up and expect me to understand by blinking eyelids, where are the men of courage spoken of in the scriptures? Am so sorry I do not play that genre of music on your eye tunes that is low quality, I was born in an orchestral environment or didn’t you hear that my Father is the only drummer that can actually play a hearts’ beat?
So you see? You need an authentic permission to know exactly what sound plays right to my heart.
I have decided to be a pencil in the hands of my creator, so if you need me to go the distance in life with you, rewriting history, you need to ask the write-ful owner because only then will we become an epic story, a tale of two soles, walking in total agreement and people will be allowed to read graciously from beginning to end without getting bored because then the author of life will have His image fully behind our covers.
Yeah some hell brewed and weary guys just beat my imaginations leaving me with a headache from their hangovers, can you believe that these so called men go to the internet for tips on how to supposedly please a lady and after being brain washed by the beast they dare to walk up to me not knowing I see their intentions boldly marked on their fore heads, some try to cover up their tracks forgetting that this race is a marathon so when they eventually get tired of their pretence, they come right out and say something like “it is safe sex dearie, prove that you really love me, nothing will happen” oh really? I tend to ask, if you call it SAFE sex, then why do we need PROTECTION? And it has to be a rubber, how convincing.
What happened to the metals? Or even plastic, I hereby warn these hoodlums from abyss, I am the will of God, so you bald headed with sin and trying to bruise what His will is, I warn you for your sake because getting me is as impossible as mowing seas for my own protection is angelic, much more than arming a Gideon to war, you will pay with your life like the Egyptians did in the red sea if you keep chasing.
Now you get a glimpse of my kind of person, and my kind of man, let me explain further
I want a man so faithful he can wear flesh and dwell amongst Jezebels and remain focused enough on his mission, refusing to be like the fallen angels.
The kind of man that will love me so seriously that I can freely and publicly wash his feet with my tears and wipe them with my beautiful hair without losing an ounce of my dignity
The kind that will be kind enough to love me in my illiteracy, because while the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, I was downright fearless and filthy in sin with rags, and raging demons were standing by to capture and stone to kill, but He was strong enough to rescue me, check His swags though, He wrote on the bare floor literally saving me without lifting a finger and I am sure, He loves me. A pity He didn’t want to get married, but He left His letters.
So I believe everything the way He said it to me, I dwell everyday with His letters, growing and expecting him who will come in His likeness. Well this is what I and my sisters are waiting for.
But no, some of you will come without proper preparation neglecting these mind blowing words that He has written because it is called THE BIBLE, you even doubt its authenticity believing it will not come to pass, so you pass by everyday trying to write other letters, do I have to rip off, fold and glue these pages before you realize that these LETTER BOMBS ain’t nothing to be played with?
I know I sound like a heartless terrorist right now but if it will release your tension, I am actually emotional somewhere deep inside but that is not to be counted as a weakness, so am not gullible to the fake boys in beards clothing that Lucifer’s been presenting I am way past that stage and am looking up to the future.
If you find my kind of woman and you meet the requirements, you had better made your move now, we are not promising to make it as easy as eating bread and wine cos we know our worth, but don’t expect God to force you or even cower into going for lesser denominations all in the name of waiting for confirmations and if my Father wills we will eventually end up at the altar.
Oh and finally, please stop calling me hot, if you need anything that will burn down your life and your house, get yourself a gas cooker and if you cannot afford it, get a stove. It works pretty fast and in a short period you will be ruined. A good woman builds a house and that is what I am set to do, when the right time comes though, I am not in a hurry.
So I will just be watching,
God bless you.
